" Saying something is the easiest way to tell someone you are a fool." (8789 Words of Wisdom)
If i were someone who tended to take the advice of my elders seriously i would have taken it upon myself to become a selective mute like a decade ago. Which in a sense is just a form of intense observation. For those of you who are familiar with selective mutes, you may have noticed that they tend to be more intelligent. (I wonder if any of them grow up to be mimes. Talk about channeling your personality.)
It's nearly impossible to talk and do an activity that requires serious brain work simultaneously. Hence the following scenario. Mom is talking in the phone and fails to notice that three feet away one (or two) of her offspring are happily disposing of three dozen eggs by dropping them through the balcony railings of her two story apartment.
True story.
Had her mouth not been in a state of frenzied blabbing, she might have been more aware of her surroundings and would have prevented a very expensive hat from being shellacked with animal protein. In the end though, I'd say it was mostly the pompous bald man who looked foolish.
What's so bad about being a fool anyways? They get away with so much more than everyone else. It must be something to do with disciplining youngsters. Imagine if they all had a don't care attitude towards being a fool.
Teacher: "Taking state tests is the most accepted way to convince the government that their money isn't providing breeding grounds for Fools."
We would rename institutes for education circuses and charge an entrance fee instead of making the public pay taxes.
Foolishness is not over-rated- why else would there be a day of the year in its dedication? Humans thrive on foolishness. There are website and stores dedicated to these shenanigans. Stick out your tongue if April Fool's isn't on the top of your '100 Best Days of the Year'.
Yea. That's what i thought.
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